Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Parents, this disgusting post is for you.

(click image, via reddit) Why stop at twice? This technique also works on their asses when they're constipated, I hear. Related: I. Really. Hate. Kids.


Anonymous Partick said...

Gonna go vomit now.

6:55 PM  
Blogger Åsk Dabitch said...

Uhm... there's little suctions devices for that (no sucking with your own mouth needed, EVER)... Right so it's gross but wait 'til you hear how babies are MADE. ;p

7:58 PM  
Blogger Ajito_o said...

have you read Angela's Ashes? there is a chapter about it...

8:00 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Angela's Ashes? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

8:14 PM  
Blogger Bad Lawyer said...

Never, never get your parenting tips from Angela's Ashes.

8:35 PM  
Anonymous mrjohn said...

those suction devices don't work

you'd be surprised what you get used to, 5AM this morning my one year old was sitting on my head wearing a very whiffy nappy and slapping me with the chewed remains of his little baby book

still, another 40 years and our roles will be reversed

10:07 PM  
Anonymous morning cigar said...

Try the Neti-pot for kids. Saline nasal spray. Works every time.

9:33 AM  

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