(click image, via reddit) Why stop at twice? This technique also works on their asses when they're constipated, I hear. Related: I. Really. Hate. Kids.
Uhm... there's little suctions devices for that (no sucking with your own mouth needed, EVER)... Right so it's gross but wait 'til you hear how babies are MADE. ;p
you'd be surprised what you get used to, 5AM this morning my one year old was sitting on my head wearing a very whiffy nappy and slapping me with the chewed remains of his little baby book
still, another 40 years and our roles will be reversed
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Gonna go vomit now.
Uhm... there's little suctions devices for that (no sucking with your own mouth needed, EVER)... Right so it's gross but wait 'til you hear how babies are MADE. ;p
have you read Angela's Ashes? there is a chapter about it...
Angela's Ashes? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Never, never get your parenting tips from Angela's Ashes.
those suction devices don't work
you'd be surprised what you get used to, 5AM this morning my one year old was sitting on my head wearing a very whiffy nappy and slapping me with the chewed remains of his little baby book
still, another 40 years and our roles will be reversed
Try the Neti-pot for kids. Saline nasal spray. Works every time.
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