via) International poster for the David Fincher adaption of the novel, due out in December. I love Daniel Craig—what a face. That's Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander. This is the US version of the poster, which has a strategically placed "2"—because Mike Huckabee's and Newt Gingrich's fat heads would explode if they saw a woman's nipple anywhere in God's Favorite Country. Previously: the pierced nipple in this MTV ad actually makes sense (nsfw).
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