Axe has a new fragrance (at least in Mexico) called Axe 2012, in recognition of the coming End Times. I'm guessing it smells like a mix of vomit, Windex, and death (that's the new 2012 olfactive note). New Noah soaks his bod in it, and promptly attracts two of every kind of (hot) woman—didn't see that coming. Why is everything on the ark made of wood? Hard-on imagery? And why is new smelly Noah even building an ark? We already know that hot angels are waiting to fuck dead Axe wearers.