BREASTS SELL SHOES.
The model/actor/writer calls herself: "Seeker of the truth. Keeper of the faith."
How original, a woman eating fruit. That song blows.
See: TITS! WHAT CAN'T THEY SELL?
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011
The model/actor/writer calls herself: "Seeker of the truth. Keeper of the faith."
How original, a woman eating fruit. That song blows.
See: TITS! WHAT CAN'T THEY SELL?
10 Comments:
She forgot to include figs!
whatever ever happened to 'regular size' breasts. those look grotesque...
I-)
Now I enjoy the sight of a nice pair of breasts as much as the next man, but that was very boring indeed. Far too long, I was waiting in vain for something exciting to happen.
No. These look grotesque: http://youtu.be/QREXqFFKMZk
@2nd anon
She may have regular size breasts. In fact, I bet she does. It's her push up bra that makes her breasts look bigger.
By the way, Primitive Shoes is not a shoe brand; it's just a shoe store, and they have a history of producing these quasi pornographic videos. View more here, http://www.primitiveshoes.com/about.cfm
Check out the one featuring Justene Jaro. It was making the rounds all over the web last year.
... and here I thought I was a messy eater. Lets all chip in for a bib for her birthday.
What, not enough time to tie a cherry stem knot with her tongue?
They did infact not sell any shoes.
I, like Iain, enjoy the sight of a shapely bosom but got bored and skipped through the majority of the video after a while.
The melons shot sort of sealed the deal for me.
Am I getting old or is that just boring?
wtf?
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