copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Ashley Madison erects Weiner billboard.
- Condom Ad of the Week.
- Today in EVIL Packaging.
- BREASTS SELL SHOES.
- Very clever. But to be fair, that's FOUR items.
- JDate: for seriously romantic Jews only.
- Who Invented The Blues? The KKK.
- bp Oil Spill—the bikini calendar (sfw).
- Grizzly bear sez: "Teen meat is the tastiest meat....
- Would you write a letter to a man on Death Row?


7 Comments:
> I guess that's better than
i guess... couldabeen wurs, i supphose!
kind of makes me wonder what they call the 'men's section' of the paper?
I-)
The men's section is called jock strap.
Other finalists:
"Broads!"
"Dames!"
"Slits!"
"Ladyparts!"
"kind of makes me wonder what they call the 'men's section' of the paper?"
Men are the default. Therefore, the "men's section" is simply the paper in toto. There needs to be a "women's section" to make sure men don't accidentally read something odd and different.
The only thing a newspaper is good for anymore is rolling it up and beating the shit out of "Toto," not putting it IN Toto. That's just sick, Adam.
For shame.
No, what's sick is making a rape joke for no particular reason on a thread discussing misogyny in the media.
P**s off, Anonymous!
No, piss ON Anonymous. It's much kinkier that way. RAWR!
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