via) From Modern Woman Magazine. So much copy to sell ICE (note that it's always ALL CAPS). "More and more smart hostesses..." "Even ordinary drinking water is glamorized..." "It's the smart and correct thing to do!" Ad is by Wisconsin Ice and Coal, according to Vintage Ads. Just dump it down my pants, ICE Service Man. Related, some noteworthy ice cream ads: Racist Obama Russian ad • Pregnant nun Italian ad • Crazy South Korean commercial • and Crazy Ukrainian commercial.
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