copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- How to get neo-Nazis to read an anti-neo-Nazi mess...
- World's largest dildo ad.
- London Please Calm the F*CK Down.
- The most nonsensically sexual beer ads ever.
- The most magnificent beer ad ever.
- Wilson! WILLL-SONNN!!!
- The new London 2012 Olympics logo.
- Don Draper wishes Bill Bernbach a happy 100th birt...
- The scariest baby monitor ad you will ever lay eye...
- Ad Creep Update: Decapitated Head Bowling Balls.


4 Comments:
:-) is that the front or back? :-)
I-)
Good lord.
yes, you are xenophobic against japanese people! congrats white power guy
@Anon
I'd like to assure you that it's not just the Japanese people that Copyrnater doesn't like. He likes no one, but his Siamese cat.
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