Horrifyingly Disgusting Vintage Food Ad of the Week.

(click ad, via) I know it's extremely early in the week, but I'm confident this will out-horrify any subsequent vintage food ads I find. I'm trying to imagine the burning shit Damon Runyon took after consuming this meal. I do love these old two-color food ads.
NUCLEAR RED FRANKS.
Previous Horrifyingly Disgusting Vintage Food Ads:
• Speef?
• the meatloaf puke bowl of 1963.
• the lemon tuna barf soufflé of 1955.
• the lime Jell-O and seafood thing of 1954.