copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- TITS SELL SMARTPHONE.
- Gisele Bündchen kills feminism dead with two linge...
- The latest "diversity" ads of the lily-white ad in...
- A message to all lazy-ass account executives:
- Is this any way to promote a Swedish horror film f...
- Creative Wedding Invitation of the Day.
- Next stop on the sexxxy Viagra Ad World Tour: Finl...
- Classic 1986 head lice ad.
- Star Wars fans: Here's the largest lightsaber in t...
- The historic Times Square MILF Plaza hotel.


3 Comments:
You have a really stupid sense of humor. I don't find that funny at all.
Thanks for sharing.
It's the first time i see that you find some ad not hillarious but funny - at least. I'm gonna have it laminated or something (save somewhere in my computer indeed).
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