Next stop on the sexxxy Viagra Ad World Tour: Finland.
Ad agency: TBWA/PHS.
Previous sexxxy stops:
• Russia (straw metaphor).
• New Zealand (decent).
• Canada (funny).
• Toronto (BJ party favor).
• NYC (Viagra missile).
• Kenya (horny, buff furries?)
• South Africa (Cannes winner).
• China (thermonuclear sperm).
• USA (the Viva Viagra Whiskey Dicks).
posted by copyranter @ 10:55 AM
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I still don't get it.
No, not long title = erection.
Hyperbolic titles are like sports cars. You're compensating.
Meet the cure.
That's how I saw it, at least.
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That makes sense, tjarch.
long title = not impressive enuf to bed the hunnies.
viagra = now that will impress them.
I-)
I see the upright pen in the background; a symbol for an stiff erection.
The figure of a man on a motorcycle; a throbbing hunk of machine between his legs.
The phone is a push button; long fingers used to 'call' someone; and with it's cord curled seductively.
This is obviously a xx rated ad. Or I am a little off.
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What's wrong with this reading, when you hold a ridiculously exaggerated multitasking position and not into meditation nor yoga, well sex can be a great stress reliever.
Low libido?
Then the blue pill is the cure.
I don't see any of the following set in 5pt type: Possible side effects include diarrhea; dizziness; flushing; headache; heartburn; stuffy nose; upset stomach. Call your doctor for medical advice if experiencing severe allergic reactions (rash; hives; itching; difficulty breathing; tightness in the chest; swelling of the mouth, face, lips, or tongue); chest pain; fainting; fast or irregular heartbeat; memory loss; numbness of an arm or leg; one-sided weakness; painful or prolonged erection; ringing in the ears; seizure; severe or persistent dizziness; severe or persistent vision changes; sudden decrease or loss of hearing; sudden decrease or loss of vision in one or both eyes.
I'm confused that you don't get it.
People who can't get it up/feel inadequate compensate for it in a variety of ways, not the least of which being ridiculously long job titles. I mean you work in an ad agency. Don't you have an accounts department? Ours is full of frustrated wannabes trying to prove themselves and having job titles with 3 words in them.
I wonder if Copyranter can't get it up too. His compensating for it would be by using pretentious language.
I thought it meant the stress of having such an important sounding job was affecting his libido.
To be honest, if we're on here arguing over the meaning, then it's not done its job properly.
I saw this as he's a workaholic, and viagra is the cure - ie; you'll be home banging your wife/mistress instead of at the office.
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