The Viagra Missile.

A crazy little blue pill-popping man keeps driving this "Viva Viagra" missile through NYC's various tunnels and the cops have not once inspected the fucking thing. Are you watching terrorists? Design your next attack as an ad stunt and you'll be able to blow-up whatever the fuck you want. Plus, stupid Pfizer is suing the goofball. What idiots. They should be calling cash-strapped NASA to sponsor every one of their future rocket launches. (link, via)