TITS SELL SMARTPHONE.
Specifically, 3-D TITS.
Dammit, her TIT keeps disconnecting my calls.
Ad agency: Y&R, Paris.
TITS: WHAT CAN'T THEY SELL?
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Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Specifically, 3-D TITS.
Dammit, her TIT keeps disconnecting my calls.
Ad agency: Y&R, Paris.
TITS: WHAT CAN'T THEY SELL?
7 Comments:
if it's for a paris agency, why is the ad in english? i have a hard time believing that is anything more than a comp. no?
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This was posted on aotw in July.
dude: it's translated for publicity purposes.
Anon: Yes, I know. I ignored it then. It was posted on IBIA yesterday, which I'm sure you already know.
Tits sell EVERYTHING. Tits sell themselves. Tits could sell tits to someone who already has tits.
Why so shocked Eastern Europe uses them everywhere?
When you live in a part of the world that's a dark frozen tundra 11 months of the year and all you have to keep from killing yourself is sausage and vodka, tits are a welcome respite from one's everyday misery. In that sense, marketers are right on.
And yes, I know Paris is not in Eastern Europe, this post just reminded me of a Russian Spot for strawberries you posted a while back.
Holy horse teeth. I thought French women were supposed to be hot?
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