Unshockingly, Ryanair does big boobs-vertising for Bavarian beer bash.

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No, what is shocking here is that the ad was placed in the classy Guardian, and not the sleazy Mirror or Sun. Desperate times call for breasty measures. Read more about it via London journalist Jon Slattery. Previously, the Irish discount airline got in trouble over a tawdry back to school ad, compared their main competitor to Robert Mugabe, and produced a bikini calendar made up of employees. Repeat after me: TITS—WHAT CAN'T THEY SELL?