Monday, October 31, 2011

"Hell's Angels are pussies " (print ad).

(click ad, via)
Haha, yeah. How many of you out there would like to see an Angel accept the "unbreakable" challenge posed by this French glasses ad? Also, real brave: he's standing on a Parisian street. Ad agency: Herezie, Paris. Note: True story—I once saw a tall but flabby Hell's Angel nearly beat a ripped bodybuilder to death outside of a bar in northwestern New Jersey. The bodybuilder kept pestering the biker to fight, and finally, almost reluctantly, he took the obnoxious bullet-head up on his offer.
Previous noteworthy glasses ad: Ladies, buy these frames so men won't stare at your "sweater kittens".

7 Comments:

Blogger The Grammar Cunt said...

How many of you out there would [like] to see an Angel accept the "unbreakable" challenge posed by this French glasses ad?

I once saw a tall but flabby Hell's Angel nearly beat [beaten] to death [by]a ripped bodybuilder outside of a bar in northwestern New Jersey.

1:52 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Yeah, well, I typed that post in approximately 10 seconds, and didn't check it.

2:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, so originally I thought the biker beat the bodybuilder nearly to death? Did you instead mean to say that the bodybuilder had beaten the biker?

Shame, if so. I think the former is much more amusing than the latter.

2:12 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

No, you're right. GC is wrong.

2:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have no idea where that picture was taken but that's not Paris.

6:06 AM  
Anonymous Breakable said...

Perhaps I have two equally viable tests for this advertising idea's premise:

1) Drop this fellow off in the middle of Sturgis after the third day of the rally.

2) There is a little tiny building on El Cajon Blvd. in El Cajon, CA which is home to a very old-school group of HA enthusiasts.

How old school? Well, 60 minutes once reported that in the 80s El Cajon was the meth capital of planet Earth. Never guess who had something to do with that.

So, all you need to decide now is if you would like the pudgy fellow in the t-shirt to suffer:

1) A vicious public beating by women. (I doubt HA core people would give him the respect of getting his ass beat by a member, so it would be their old ladies checking to see if the ad's claims are true.)

2) You don't ever want him seen again. Not even the shirt... just the glasses sitting where you left him, probably broken.

Perhaps the moral of this story is simply that people should understand the methodology that motivates any group of people that they plan to publicly dare to beat them to death.

Just a thought.

Thanks for the chuckle!

12:57 AM  
Anonymous frank said...

They are pussies. There is nothing tough about them. They beat up people as a team, and they are punks.

12:15 AM  

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