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- Name: Mark Copyranter
I was an NYC advertising copywriter for 20 years. Now, I'm The Best Fucking Ad Critic In The World™. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, marketing, social media, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
- It's Ass-Crack Ad Friday.
- Design Nerds: cool spec Coke cup design.
- Lynx (Axe) Rugby porn video banned for being too p...
- The Boy Scouts want to turn our sons into f*cking ...
- Organ donor spot goes straight for the heart.
- The Guy Fawkes bandana for Occupy Wall Street prot...
- No wait, this is the creepiest child sexual abuse ...
- Stripper bar selling "Alibis" fragrances for men.
- Four wonderful ads with children crying.
- Women, are you ready for perfume in a pill?