Saturday, November 05, 2011

The US Army's Afghanistan masturbation rule.

(click image, via reddit)
Shower area strictly enforced by roving MPs with batons. (reddit commenter claims the sign is actually from Saudi Arabia.) Previously in Fapping.

6 Comments:

Blogger Brooks said...

Double negatives?

12:54 PM  
Anonymous -1-T-M- said...

Maybe they should rethink the 'NO HANDS POLICY.'

Somewhere deep in the heart of Afghanistan.

Hold it against me 266 Rein Marines Official Version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCrG6TzG-nw

1:09 PM  
Blogger KatyDid said...

Well, at least the other 12 hours are fair game, huh?

12:08 AM  
Blogger rudeboy said...

"No choking the chicken or pounding the meat in this area 12pm-12am"

So, everything goes after 12am?

Also, why was there no specified time clause on the monkey business issue?

3:12 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Fight all day, fap all night.

9:22 AM  
Anonymous -1-T-M- said...

Sorry, I couldn't resist...TAKE 2

The initial anti-onanism signs on his base, though crude, proved to be so successful morale wise, that military brass commissioned additional ones for bases throughout the Empire, keeping the warrior artist out of arms way for awhile.

Not the type to rest on his laurels and fortunate for the abundance of euphemisms to draw on, he was kept busy executing:

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Saluting the general
Cleaning your rifle
Firing the pound gun
One gun salute
Shining the helmet
Polishing the family jewels
Polishing the rocket
Tickling the taco
Whitewashing with Huck and Tom
Pulling yourself up by your own bootstrap
Mounting a corporal and four

and most importantly
Making the world safe for democracy

1:02 PM  

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