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So what killed the Dear Leader? It was probably that kiss with South Korean leader Lee Myung-bak. No matter, he's now rocketing towards heaven.
Sacramento Bee: "But McCain, the top-ranking Republican on the Armed Services Committee who was tortured as a prisoner during the Vietnam war, didn't pull any punches. He said, 'I can only express satisfaction that the Dear Leader is joining the likes of Gadhafi, Bin Laden, Hitler, and Stalin in a warm corner of hell.'"
Funny how McCain forgot to mention Saddam and that he met with Gadhafi in 2009 to help the U.S. bag "terrorists."
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Sacramento Bee:
"But McCain, the top-ranking Republican on the Armed Services Committee who was tortured as a prisoner during the Vietnam war, didn't pull any punches. He said, 'I can only express satisfaction that the Dear Leader is joining the likes of Gadhafi, Bin Laden, Hitler, and Stalin in a warm corner of hell.'"
Funny how McCain forgot to mention Saddam and that he met with Gadhafi in 2009 to help the U.S. bag "terrorists."
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