copyranter
SEND ME TIPS: copyranter(at)gmail(dot)com
About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Woman kills stranger in chocolate milk ad.
- President Obama's first reelection commercial.
- Homeless begging advertising in NYC is very compet...
- Kute as Krap Kangaroo Kit Kat ad.
- Do any of you actually own one of these?
- The strangest, most perverted airline ad I've ever...
- Hawaii 5-0 Subway product placement the most painf...
- Comically stupid German street crime campaign.
- Greenpeace uses dead, oil-soaked birds to create p...
- This is how to tease your Super Bowl commercial.


5 Comments:
So now you dig dogs more than pussies?
I'm going to fess up. I fucking hate that ad/film/piece of content.
I'm bored bored bored bored of star wars it's 34 years old. And I'm bored bored bored bored of fucking dogs being used in ads, it's lazy.
I'd be happier if someone took a flame thrower to that set and burned the dogs to a pulp.
If they did that, THEN, I'd buy a volkswagen.
Minority of one, though.
It's alright, RobbieR. I like this much better than the fucking vastly overrated little Darth Vader spot from last year's game. That was shite.
I don't mind dogs in ads but they've absolutely GOT to be talking with animated mouths. Oh yeah, and sunglasses, too.
wv: mistr. Hey, mistr, I like your sistr.
So much for the teaser. It is Deutsch after all, right? The only way the actual commercial could be any better than this feel-good fuckshow is if the dogs farted the theme. Even so, I think the end result will suck the Santorum from a dog's ass.
Post a Comment
<< Home