FREE BEER!
posted by copyranter @ 5:55 PM
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3 Comments:
If you've never heard of "sneak-a-leak" nights, you've obviously never lived Fargo, ND. Tsk-tsk.
1. Would hate to be the guy n gal that checks for pee.
2. "Must be here by 8:15 Bar Time"?
Lets see most bars set there clocks ahead so gotta be there how early or is that late or barlight savings time? Can you pee before 8:15 bar time?
3."Minimum of four people" 3 people can hold it longer?
I think the concept is a little strange but if it gets them in drinking? And what if you come in at 8:15 bar time,drink your ass off quickly and leave.
Just feeling peckish today.
Serious pee-er pressure.
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