I'm Newt Gingrich, and I strongly approve of this ad."
(click, from 1968, via)The "Grandiose" Newt this week boasted about putting a colony on the Moon by 2020. He will rename Earth's satellite "Newton", after Sir Isaac (not himself). And Lestoil will enjoy a huge resurgence as it becomes the official all-purpose cleaner on Newton. That pesky Newton dust ain't gonna clean itself, subservient housewives. Previously: Cheating husband Gingrich endorsed by cheating husband website.
posted by copyranter @ 8:40 AM
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as it *become[s]
You should start paying me for the work I do. My fees are very reasonable.
I hate you so much with all my love.
The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
In space, no one can hear your dishes squeak.
Okay, that one was pretty obscure.
Explained here href='http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2506&dat=19830427&id=W2hJAAAAIBAJ&sjid=sQoNAAAAIBAJ&pg=4522,8324013'>here, sort of.
Sorry. I'll have to reeducate myself how to do that.
Anyway, there used to be a tv commercial for Lemony Ajax dishwashing liquid. "Take it from a professional dishwasher, new Lemony Ajax gets dishes so clean, you can hear them squeak."
Something like that, anyway.
http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2506&dat=19830427&id=W2hJAAAAIBAJ&sjid=sQoNAAAAIBAJ&pg=4522,8324013
In 1965 Richard Avedon edited and photographed the April issue of Harper'z Bazaar. The cover featured Jean Shrimpton in a Day-Glo space helmet. See below. The woman in this ad looks like her; just a little.
http://thefoxisblack.com/2011/09/30/space-suit-of-the-week-69/
Shrimpton in a space suit, from the same issue.
http://i.imgur.com/WhGPB.jpg
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