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posted by copyranter @ 8:10 AM
7 Comments:
Completely fake. This reads like a bad Vince Vaughn screenplay.
You a hunky jock? You are an incorrigible liar. I am gonna email that dude and teach him all about football via IM or skype.
As opposed to a good VV screenplay.
Yep, CR. But Vince won't play the guy who knows nothing about football. He'll play the linebacker banging the "quarterback's" girlfriend. Fake QB seems like a good role for Jason Segel.
I was thinking George Costanza.
I hope the guy gets punked and whoever he does hire teaches him all kinds of wrong things on purpose.
Toast, Gay or just a lovestruck, sex starved Nerd!
The Big Bang Theory learning football
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7OvqwRhXz4
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