Cumming soon: the Fleshlight iPad case (nsfw-ish).
(click image, via) Yes, it's exactly what it looks like. And yes, according to Gizmodo, it really is cumming soon. Apple fanboys? Finally, you will be able to fuck your iPad; or more realistically pretend-fuck your favorite porn star, I guess. Welcome to Porn 3.0. What A Fucking World. Gilbert Gottfried will be ecstatic.
posted by copyranter @ 2:00 PM
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Wow. What is imagined, can be realized. It's weird how every episode and gadget from Star Trek seems to have come true... we have our communicators, fazers, drones, and Kardasians ... the transporters are coming soon and have only been realized virtually - but the episode where the man marries a robot - Harcourt!! - has already happened in real life. Soon, men everywhere who are branchéd with electricity will be fucking machines,,, I know many already consider themselves "fucking machines," but this new phase will take on a more literal, 3D, approach. Reality Porn is here, thanks to broad band connectivity. ... I've said it before and I'll say it again... electricity is an alien form of life that arrived in a bolt of lightening to take over the planet. It has insinuated itself into every aspect of life, been fruitful, multiplied, and ultimately, will mate with humans, the perfect conductor because we are mobile. The planet is being wrapped in wire and at some point, once the entire globe is blanketed by electonic currents and conduits, will be shot thru outer space as a flaming, spermlike projectile, hoping to embed itself in the loins of a soft galaxy far, far away. Planet Earth as Starship Enterprise. Bing Bang, Part Deux. Fleshipod for thought.
~ Anonymous is a Woman (who hopes never to be fucked by an iPad... it sounded like a tampon to begin with.)
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