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- Name: Mark Copyranter
I was an NYC advertising copywriter for 20 years. Now I review ads, and do general ranting, cussing. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
- Real life Barbie and Ken (nsfw).
- After eating the new Darth Vader burger, your subs...
- Playboy Bunny logo made up of 200+ naked models.
- Using Siri in Syria will get you killed.
- YouTuber creates the best Pabst Blue Ribbon commer...
- Things a Douchey Account Guy says...
- The cool opening titles sequence from "The Girl Wi...
- André the Giant holding a 12 oz. can of beer.
- The nude-ist...coffee shop ad ever (mildly nsfw).
- Check out the copy on this classic VW ad.