Monday, January 09, 2012

After eating the new Darth Vader burger, your subsequent bowel movement will be on the dark side.

This thing was posted elsewhere at the end of last week, but I am full of WIN because of my fucking brilliant post headline. This promo menu item—heralding the release of the 3-D version of The Phantom Menace—is via Belgian fast food chain Quick (they have locations in France, the origin of this evil victual.)
Five years ago, Quick tried to get the finicky Frogs to consume disgusting Spider-man 3 burgers.

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Victual?!? How about pabulum! A Copyranter's "win" (heh) post is not complete without the use of at least one pretentious word.

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Matt said...

Wow, it' just like that line from The Empire Strikes Back: "This burger has been altered. Pray I do not alter it again."

12:03 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Go ahead troll, write a better headline. I'll give you a month.

12:04 PM  
Blogger Sausage said...

may the farts be with you

12:08 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Low-brow, Sausage, But I like.

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet you'll be full of wind if you eat that nastiness.

12:13 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Lame.

12:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wasn't the 12:13 PM anon, you pretentious victual lover. Did you seriously think I was gonna write a headline for ya?

12:18 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Uh, I knew. And you won't. Because you suck.

12:22 PM  
Blogger Sausage said...

BTW - that looks a fuckin' awful Belgian burger. Only the Phlegms could come up with something like that......

12:41 PM  
Anonymous -1-T-M- said...

@ anon 12:03 PM & 12:18 PM - FYI

(1)
Stool colour should be light to medium brown.
(2)
It should have the texture or consistency of peanut butter.
(3)
Its length should be between 4-8 inches.
(4)
It should leave the body comfortably, without any strain.

For your sake and most important, ours, pay close attention to the following:

What it means and what to do about your daily emissions of wide thread shaped 'black' scat, common to the weasel family.

It could be a Duodenal ulcer, internal bleeding in the upper section of the GI tract, i.e. esophagus, stomach or first section of the small intestine.

These are probable health or dietary causes:
Improper blood flow to the intestine, vascular malformation, consumption of highly concentrated iron supplements, large quantities of olives, licorice, blue berries, and in your case, heavy intake of alcohol.

Please seek immediate medical and psychiatric help!!!

12:53 PM  
Blogger Sean Peake said...

Use the fork, Luke

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>Because you suck.<

And you swallow.

1:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lame? Yeah...um...I wasn't giving you a headline alternate. I was making an admittedly bad fart joke.

Just so we're clear, I'm not Anonymous #1 in this thread. I'm simply a random (and, apparently, lame) Anonymous poster.

How about this one: the Dark Vapors Burger...?

2:54 PM  
Anonymous cath said...

Puke, I am your father.

5:46 PM  
Anonymous Dr. Ebonics said...

don' let our charred an' battle scarred buns foo' you... dey're BOOTY-licious!
brace yo'self foo'!

10:33 AM  
Blogger Sausage said...

that black bun looks like it was extracted a long time ago in a colon far, far away

12:59 PM  
Anonymous LA Galaxy said...

Yeah!

MONDAY, JUNE 4, 2007 to be exact.

1:15 PM  

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