After eating the new Darth Vader burger, your subsequent bowel movement will be on the dark side.
Five years ago, Quick tried to get the finicky Frogs to consume disgusting Spider-man 3 burgers.
posted by copyranter @ 11:30 AM
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Monday, January 09, 2012
Five years ago, Quick tried to get the finicky Frogs to consume disgusting Spider-man 3 burgers.
17 Comments:
Victual?!? How about pabulum! A Copyranter's "win" (heh) post is not complete without the use of at least one pretentious word.
Wow, it' just like that line from The Empire Strikes Back: "This burger has been altered. Pray I do not alter it again."
Go ahead troll, write a better headline. I'll give you a month.
may the farts be with you
Low-brow, Sausage, But I like.
I bet you'll be full of wind if you eat that nastiness.
I wasn't the 12:13 PM anon, you pretentious victual lover. Did you seriously think I was gonna write a headline for ya?
Uh, I knew. And you won't. Because you suck.
BTW - that looks a fuckin' awful Belgian burger. Only the Phlegms could come up with something like that......
@ anon 12:03 PM & 12:18 PM - FYI
(1)
Stool colour should be light to medium brown.
(2)
It should have the texture or consistency of peanut butter.
(3)
Its length should be between 4-8 inches.
(4)
It should leave the body comfortably, without any strain.
For your sake and most important, ours, pay close attention to the following:
What it means and what to do about your daily emissions of wide thread shaped 'black' scat, common to the weasel family.
It could be a Duodenal ulcer, internal bleeding in the upper section of the GI tract, i.e. esophagus, stomach or first section of the small intestine.
These are probable health or dietary causes:
Improper blood flow to the intestine, vascular malformation, consumption of highly concentrated iron supplements, large quantities of olives, licorice, blue berries, and in your case, heavy intake of alcohol.
Please seek immediate medical and psychiatric help!!!
Use the fork, Luke
>Because you suck.<
And you swallow.
Lame? Yeah...um...I wasn't giving you a headline alternate. I was making an admittedly bad fart joke.
Just so we're clear, I'm not Anonymous #1 in this thread. I'm simply a random (and, apparently, lame) Anonymous poster.
How about this one: the Dark Vapors Burger...?
Puke, I am your father.
don' let our charred an' battle scarred buns foo' you... dey're BOOTY-licious!
brace yo'self foo'!
that black bun looks like it was extracted a long time ago in a colon far, far away
Yeah!
MONDAY, JUNE 4, 2007 to be exact.
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