copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Americans now legally allowed to hang newborn babi...
- Predictions for Amercia in 2011, via a 1911 magazi...
- Chicago's 26-ft. Marilyn Monroe statue freezing he...
- citibank subway ad gets occupied.
- If you're thinking of starting a towing company, p...
- New Milwaukee Public Library ads mock facebook, Yo...
- Evil dead Steve Jobs smirks at Chinese iPhone 4S m...
- If you don't stop at stop signs, FUCK YOU (billboa...
- What happens in...North Dakota stays in North Dako...
- Israeli gym ad callously mocks insecure women.


3 Comments:
Wow, anger much, did a nerd hack her facebook profile and leave "bitch"?
This is funny. The nerd thing applies to creative directors too. Have you seen hot creative directors? I wouldn't force fuck them even if they paid me to.
Steve, I think you are missing the point of the joke.
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