copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 18 years, all at the same ad agency. copyranter is updated about 25 times a week. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- The awesome Vinnie Jones stars in the most awesome...
- If you buy this shower curtain, you deserve to be ...
- Today's Ads That'll Make Art Directors Touch Their...
- The funniest Pro-Life billboard ever.
- New commercial: a vacuum so strong, it can suck fa...
- Rejected Doritos Super Bowl commercial.
- Nude dude shows up in French children's fashion ad...
- Racist "Vote Republican" billboard from 1948.
- 19 ads with Hitler images selling everything from ...
- Has there ever been a more glaring example of "tok...

4 Comments:
That's fuckin' brilliant. Everyone knows it's the g that makes it dirty anyway.
Well..
I FUCKING LOVE IT!!
I don't know. 20% off isn't much of a fuckin' discount. Give me 99% off and I'll get fuckin' shoppin'.
Fuck,fuckin fucker is fuckin fucked.
For Grammar Cunt.
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