Creepy Willy Wonka weighs in on your North Face jacket.
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5 Comments:
I used to hang with a guy (we were in our mid-20's) whose absolutely most prized possession was a fancy diver's watch he got for Christmas. He wasn't a diver but he loved the way it looked.
We were out drinking, one night. He took off the watch and had to stop wearing it completely (out of embarrassment) after some guy approached, introduced himself as a professional diver, and tried to strike up a conversation with one of his own.
I thought the whole thing was pretty funny but letting on would have been bad form. My friend was kind of mortified.
I live in Alaska. You're damn right I go on a lot of adventures. It's called "leaving the house in winter". North Face for the mild days; Eddie Bauer for the nasty ones.
haha, north face is usually too much for adventures. I try to wear something lighter
I always wear my Northface, not because I go on adventures and shit, although I do mountaineering. It's the quality. I haven't had a jacket that's lasted as long as my Northface.
Ha, I 1ike to wear my Patagonia jacket into the Northface store and te11 everyone it's way better. Serious1y tho, I don't wear down and everything NF makes seems to have feathers. Gross.
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