Dead calf—hilarious. Dictator?—LOL, sure, drop those bloomers! I'll stab you in the heart! I'll shoot you in the heart! (Maybe rethink that cop relationship.) Hmm—no pants, a barber pole, and "screwy". (It's like a soundbite from Carnac the Magnificent.) And, sure, that's "his" heart. See 18 more of these at Retronaut.