Top: for Manix brand lube. Unsticks traffic jams? This would maybe make a guy's morning commute even messier. But if her hoo-ha was that cavernous, you wouldn't need lube? Bottom: Now entering Goatse Tunnel! I see a BMW-driving douchebag slamming head-on into ass-covered rock. Who cares who the agencies are as both executions are as fake as her orgasms.
Previous Manix ads here and here. Lots of Durex ads here.