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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Here you will see an ad with handcuffs made out of...
- FOUND! The only black, female advertising creative...
- Sexy Rick Santorum GIF of the Day.
- Shia Fox and Megan LaBeouf.
- All ad copywriters and art directors are whiny bit...
- Where's Waldo? Dead, in a Lee jeans ad.
- The GEICO pig needs to be slaughtered.
- Levi's again insults all women size six and up.
- Holy Goddamn Motherfucking Shitballs: a VW bus AT-...
- Santorum "cum blast" headline of the day.


2 Comments:
Considering Robert Smith is 52, this isn't far off from reality.
IIRC, Robert Smith once said many years ago: "People think I'm on stage doing all kinds of drugs. I'm not. I'm hung over."
So maybe the transition for him wasn't so bad.
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