What flavor candy does black Disney princess Tiana like? Watermelon, of course.
And,
Fo sure, fo sure!
Oh Disney, you so ditzy.
Previously: D-I-C-K-E-Y...
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Sunday, March 04, 2012
And,
Fo sure, fo sure!
Oh Disney, you so ditzy.
Previously: D-I-C-K-E-Y...
5 Comments:
I'm wondering if this is a real Disney product? That Cinderella looks, um, a bit more like Prince Charming in drag than a Disney princess.
That's Sleeping Beauty with the vanilla flavor.
Tiana's watermelon candy is great, Mulan's rice flavor is rather bland though.
I don't know about anyone else tho, sociological implications aside, watermelon is the superior flavor.
Goshh. I must be sheltered, I don't get it.
Just so you know, the "via Sociological Images" link actually leads to myrightword.blogspot(one of your commenters).
See, we do our research.
~Harry from Edmonton
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