The 18-23 Knicks are in a playoff spot only because of the shittiness of the Eastern Conference. Anthony, making $18.5 mil, may be giving "110 percent" (ha), but he's shooting a slick .401 percent from the field and has missed 11 games with a groin injury. Does owner James Dolan know that Melo is sipping sweet moo-moo milk "after" every Knick loss?
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Previously: MSG fortune-cookies Jeremy Lin.