Sunday, March 11, 2012

What's wrong with the Knicks? Carmelo Anthony's sports drink is fucking chocolate milk.

(click, via)
The 18-23 Knicks are in a playoff spot only because of the shittiness of the Eastern Conference. Anthony, making $18.5 mil, may be giving "110 percent" (ha), but he's shooting a slick .401 percent from the field and has missed 11 games with a groin injury. Does owner James Dolan know that Melo is sipping sweet moo-moo milk "after" every Knick loss?
Ad agency: Deutsch NYC.
Previously: MSG fortune-cookies Jeremy Lin.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cue idiots saying it's racist to advertise "chocolate" milk with a black man.

7:00 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Hey! That's usually me!

Not this time.

7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chocolate milk is shown to be one of the best recovery drinks out there.

10:19 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Well then, Maybe Dolan should be chugging it with every meal to help him recover some of the 65 million he's paying Anthony.

10:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agency is Deutsch, right?
In German "My After" is "My Anus" in medical slang...

4:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who wrote the copy? The client? Jesus no wonder no one reads copy any more. What a waste of a perfectly good font.

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

> Chocolate milk is

not milk and cocoa mix like mom made. ever read the ingredients listing? yuck!


10:25 AM  

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