What's wrong with the Knicks? Carmelo Anthony's sports drink is fucking chocolate milk.
The 18-23 Knicks are in a playoff spot only because of the shittiness of the Eastern Conference. Anthony, making $18.5 mil, may be giving "110 percent" (ha), but he's shooting a slick .401 percent from the field and has missed 11 games with a groin injury. Does owner James Dolan know that Melo is sipping sweet moo-moo milk "after" every Knick loss?
Ad agency: Deutsch NYC.
Previously: MSG fortune-cookies Jeremy Lin.
posted by copyranter @ 6:20 PM
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Cue idiots saying it's racist to advertise "chocolate" milk with a black man.
Hey! That's usually me!
Not this time.
Chocolate milk is shown to be one of the best recovery drinks out there.
Well then, Maybe Dolan should be chugging it with every meal to help him recover some of the 65 million he's paying Anthony.
Agency is Deutsch, right?
In German "My After" is "My Anus" in medical slang...
Who wrote the copy? The client? Jesus no wonder no one reads copy any more. What a waste of a perfectly good font.
> Chocolate milk is
not milk and cocoa mix like mom made. ever read the ingredients listing? yuck!
I-)
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