Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Cotton. The Fabric Of Their Size Double Zero Lives.

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"Nao-mini" raises the roof here in an elegant little number that's sure to be balled up and thrown in her assistant's face later. Ad from a series (see below) for cotton, inc. appearing in Women's Wear Daily that shows just how influential Nicole Ritchie has become. Why use anorexic models when Dolls can be custom-made to be even more anorexic-ier?

1. Models lighter than Cotton.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

MEOW! You bitch ;-)

I still laughed my head off though so not sure what that makes me.

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For a more intelligent commentary on advertising than idiotic copyranter's daily donuts, go to:


3:04 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I agree with anon. Her posts are more intelligent. but idiotic is a bit strong.

3:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If by intelligent you mean totally without opinion or insight, then yeah, you're toast.

But look at the womanly hips on that doll!

3:38 PM  
Blogger New York Punk said...

anon...that shit sucks. looks like a fuckin suit writes that blog. and if i want to see what other bloggers are writing, i'll get a freakin blogroll.

3:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

After all Donnie Deutsch & Copyranter have a lot in common, hence the friction. For starters, both appear more interested in the froth - an aggregation of bubbles - than the substance. But then again, there are so many secretaries out there who love your shows...

4:46 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

mmm, frothy goodness.

4:59 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

OK, I'm deleting all future efforts to promote your blogs (this means you MIT nerds). you plug my blog, and I'll leave your comment.

5:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I miss the good old days when anon comments on ads like this went something like:

"I'd fuck her."

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the anon "I'd fuck her" poster and a civilian, I ask you this about the industry:

At some level, don't you want EVERY female in your ads to look somewhat (or very) fuckable and draw attention because of it?

7:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By popular demand, we should show ads you have worked on in recent years.

We'll call the compilation: "The BIG fart, by Copyranter" or "My sweet little donuts, by Copyranter".

Yeap, I think we can arrange that. Look for the link soon...

BTW, no association with MIT, jack

10:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd fuck her. She reminds me of the Indonesian marionettes my uncle brought back for my grandmother from the Far East decades ago.

I used whack-off to those BIG TIME while they watched Lawrence Welk.
Didn't realize I was Jonesing for it 'til Copyranter filled the void.

Thanks man!

Here's an example:

12:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"At some level, don't you want EVERY female in your ads to look somewhat (or very) fuckable and draw attention because of it?"

Oh sure, but just not 14" tall and made of plastic. I prefer 5' and inflatable.

2:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Make The Logo Bigger; I want that Candice Bergen Real Doll that was on Boston Legal the other night.

Get me some Murphy Brown lovin' without the attitude.

8:59 AM  
Blogger Matt Brand said...

I agree with Logo Bigger! If you're gonna be anon at least be rude and indecent, not thoughtful and polite.

9:38 AM  
Blogger ohoney said...

I want to place my order for
the Naomi bobblehead mannequin series...

8:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Getting to know UK Show is all about researching the subject thoroughly. We've done a lot of it here, and hope you'll find what you're looking for.

6:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im pretty sure im a double 0.
im a sophomore in highschool and im 5'4.
if they want to be skinny, let them.
i know i am.
Fat people are disgusting and sweaty and gross.
runway models have it down pat.

7:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charlotte, size 00 people look like animated concentration camp corpses and they have no tits. Plus lots of them don't have periods and grow back hair from being underweight.


11:10 AM  

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