The Colonel wants his Coke® money.
Africa is the "It" continent right now. And Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi knows it. Which is why the pissed off Krazy Kolonel is claiming that the "It" in "Coke Is It" is in fact African."The essential ingredients for Coca-Cola come from African plants and so compensation must be paid to us."
(story link)
(is this fucking week over yet?)
posted by copyranter @ 2:20 PM
6 Comments:
Fuck the casinos. Indians will now get paid for all the Mazola, Fritos and popcorn the world over.
Maybe he wants to get paid by all the scientist, doctors, patients and lab rats for AIDS/HIV that came from Africa.
I zap you wiz my urine colored glasses, infeedel!
I wouldn't fuck him. But I would fuck his son: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/1831649.stm
good work, anon. i didn't know about the handsome Gaddafi son. and since you asked, i wasn't complaining. i think your equal opportunity "i'd fuck him/her" comments are both cheerful and informative.
Clearly having too much time on my hands, I submit the following:
Ingredients of Coca Cola
(Based on best guesses, since it's all supposed to be a secret.)
Citrate Caffein
Vanilla
[Native of Mexico, though it is now widely grown throughout the tropics. Madagascar is the world's largest producer. Additional sources include Vanilla pompona and Vanilla tahitiensis (grown in Tahiti)]
Fluid Extract of Coca
[Native to northwestern South America]
Citric Acid
Lime Juice
[Originated in Southeast Asia and Middle East, but probably grown in Floridaand Mexico]
Sugar
[First produced in India. Now cultivated world wide in appropriate climates]
Water
Caramel Sufficient
[Derived from sugar]
Oil of Orange
[First cultivated in south or southeast Asia. Orange comes from Sanskrit word "narang."]
Oil of Lemon
[Grown commercially in Spain, Portugal and other Mediterranean countries, Argentina, Brazil and the United States.]
Nutmeg
[Indigenous to tropical southeast Asia and Australasia]
Cinnamon
[Native to Sri Lanka and Southern India.]
Coriander
[Native to southwestern Asia and west to north Africa]
Neroli
[Native to southern Vietnam]
He's got us on the coriander and maybe some lemons and limes. Guess it's time for Coca Cola to pay up.
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