That's $3,653.75 a Minute.
Fourteen Thousand, Six Hundred and Fifteen Dollars? For what looks like a failed late-19th century flying machine? And, you're still bragging about an award you won 15 years ago? Sorry scam artists. The claim of a beneficial cardio workout in four fucking minutes is complete hooey. Not pictured: this bullshit product is endorsed by bullshit, spittle-lipped motivational huckster Tony Robbins.
previously:
1. geezerJock? Yes, geezerJock.
2. Coming Soon: The Glute Ottoman.
posted by copyranter @ 8:50 AM
4 Comments:
my god is that thing great. The best part is the strange, gramatically incorrect headline
it looks like one of those machines we saw at the mosex last year.
My favorite part is:
"Manufactured in California since 1990."
...which I suppose is intended to give it a Laguna Beach kind of gloss, although the Popular Science endorsement kills the mood.
The dollar is FAR weaker than you folks realize. Greenbacks are like lira in 1950's Italy.
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