Wednesday, September 13, 2006

That's $3,653.75 a Minute.


Fourteen Thousand, Six Hundred and Fifteen Dollars? For what looks like a failed late-19th century flying machine? And, you're still bragging about an award you won 15 years ago? Sorry scam artists. The claim of a beneficial cardio workout in four fucking minutes is complete hooey. Not pictured: this bullshit product is endorsed by bullshit, spittle-lipped motivational huckster Tony Robbins.

previously:
1. geezerJock? Yes, geezerJock.
2. Coming Soon: The Glute Ottoman.

4 Comments:

Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

my god is that thing great. The best part is the strange, gramatically incorrect headline

9:52 AM  
Blogger archeress said...

it looks like one of those machines we saw at the mosex last year.

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Jumper Bailey said...

My favorite part is:

"Manufactured in California since 1990."

...which I suppose is intended to give it a Laguna Beach kind of gloss, although the Popular Science endorsement kills the mood.

7:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dollar is FAR weaker than you folks realize. Greenbacks are like lira in 1950's Italy.

12:07 PM  

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