Thursday, October 05, 2006

President William Jefferson Clinton has never looked better.

(Click image) This past Saturday, I did the 'ol meet the parents in Times Square after they've been dropped off by a tourist van and take them to the Statue of Liberty/Ellis Island (my first time, too. recommended.) While waiting for their jitney, I window-shopped at all the wonderful tourist-trap shops that feature everything ever made in Taiwan. Upon closer examination, I believe the designer who made this Clinton doll was completely shitfaced that day. Either that, or he/she was mistakenly working from a pic of ring announcer Michael Buffer.

1. The Great Wall of New York.
2. NYC Window Displays—Zamir Furs.


Blogger RFB said...

Looks like they used the Reagan mold for Clinton. Or maybe it's Hasselhoff...

Albert Einstein could double for Mark Twain.

And it is now official, Moses is Charlton Heston.

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Accidentily board your parents on one of those New York-Paterson vans - it'll be the best Christmas ever.

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clinton looks like Jim Breuer's Joe Pesci from SNL.

2:25 PM  
Blogger Matt Brand said...

What a team - Lincoln, Eienstein, and, er, Clinton???

4:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is it about Einstein that makes him such a natural for posters, tea shirts, coffee mugs, dolls? The moustache? the electric hair? the rumpled clothes? the sleepy/stoned look?
Ah well, some guys have it, the rest of us can just dream.

10:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

open the zip on the fly and have some "stain" on his pants and it might look more like him

10:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is this store exactly? I don't want to wander around Times Sq. looking like an idiot trying to find the Clenis.

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ain't he a doll! you should see the Bush one (if you haven't already)... i saw it off North 5th in Williamsburg if anyone out there cares to throw their money down a hole. your blog rocks as usual. peace

9:25 PM  

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