Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Central Innocuousness Agency

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That's the best you dolts can do—an image of the world with a bunch of boring pictures on it? YOU'RE THE C I FUCKING A. How bout Jason Bourne? Or a cool looking torture device? Pussies. Your recruitment ads give comfort to the enemy.

1. An Army of One Model/Actress.
3. Operation Thesaurus.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you think the print ads are horrible, the tv spots are equally as bad. I was shocked.

2:43 PM  
Blogger New York Punk said...

CIA resorting to thats just sad. They fucking destroyed the myth of uber cool agents.

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's what they want you to think.

3:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a stake through Jane Fonda's churlish heart?!

4:51 PM  
Blogger HighJive said...

Hey, that’s actually the good one. The targeted versions are downright creepy. See some here…

7:19 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I believe the horror would be the CIA subcontracting a NY ad agency to do the job.

The terrorists win if the CIA isn't tasking an intern with the daunting task of advertising the most widely know secret organization.

8:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they take the lame applicants that are attracted to this lame ad – the kind of people that won't be missed – whisk them off to a secret dungeon where they're brainwashed and turned into Kim Jong Il and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad impersonators and become part of the ongoing plot to replace every world leader with CIA operatives.


1:12 PM  

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