Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Lies Well Disguised, #12.

Have you ever been handed a Watchtower pamphlet by a Jehovah's Witness? Have you ever read one? This week on Gawker, I not only read one but also examined the marketing chops of the J-Dubs (link).
The previous 11 Lies Well Disguised linked to here.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read this at gawk yesterday, nice job! I would've left you a comment, but I am not a gawker commentator, apparently one needs an invite to leave a comment...unfuckingbelivable!

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yay for you! A guy who knows nothing about the Bible but is smart enough NOT to make the Book of Revelation plural. THANK YOU THANK YOU. You are a theology scholar in the making, as most of them still add an "s" to the book.

Anyway, the J-dubs are rotting in Hell as I write this. Lost forever, burning, screaming, moths and worms eating their melting bodies....for all eternity! And no sex, no Pop-Tarts, no episodes of the Office, no Life Cereal....just pain. And Nancy Grace.

And next time you drive past a J-dub worship center, note the architectural tendency to never include windows in their buildings. Suspect.

4:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eat her fleshy parts? I'm hooked!

4:35 PM  
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