Friday, December 08, 2006

"On The 2nd Evil Day of Christmas..."

(On random days through the end of the year, I will be posting 12 evil X-mas finds.)

#2 of 12. The Easy-BakeĀ® Meth Lab.

Last Year: It is said children are hypersensitive to the presence of Evil Spirits.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

not relevent to this post, but did you see the Wal-Mart/DraftFCB article in the Times? think this'll affect the amount of ass-kissing handouts/swag that goes with the territory?

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He gives the kids free samples
Because he knows full well,
That today's young innocent faces
Will be tomorrow's clientele.

--Tom Lehrer, lyrics from The Old Dope Peddlar

5:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oops. PeddlER.

5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geez... Kids nowadays have EVERYTHING!

9:19 AM  
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2:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In my day we didn't need a meth lab to bake. We went outside and got baked the old-fashioned way: in the sun. Punks.

2:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn't this take the fun out of risking death by fiery chemical explosion?

10:07 AM  
Blogger Tim Chuma said...

Stupid Bells
The Handsome Family

Christmas day is really neat
I walk downtown in my bare feet
All the stores are locked up tight
Snow is falling bright and white

I wish I'd find something to eat
The air is filled with the smell of meat
Maybe behind the Burger King
I'll find some half-chewed onion rings

Christmas day is really cool
You don't have to go to school
Lay down on the icy ground
Wait for Santa to come around

Christmas is the season where most folks kill themselves
Christmas is the reason for all those stupid bells

While the children are away
Listening for the sound of sleighs
I'll light the playground all on fire
Find a schoolbus, slash its tyres

Christmas day is when I'll go
Down your chimney, say hello
Your dad will give me his cigars
Your mum will give me her new car

Baby's crying in its crib
Maybe 'cause I stole his bib
Took its toys and took its room
Hope that we'll be eating soon

Repent sinners!
This pagan holiday full of tree worship and fairy lights is an affront to Jehova!
The candy cane is Satan's walking stick!
Merry Christmas from the Handsome Family!

5:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

where can I get one of these? I think it's a great Christmas gift for my girlfriend.

11:14 AM  

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