Thursday, December 14, 2006

"On The 4th Evil Day of Christmas..."

I give to you, Lodi, New Jersey's 4'-10" Prince of Darkness, founder of the Misfits, Glenn Allen Azalone aka "Evil Elvis" aka MOTHERFUCKIN' DANZIG!!! Happy Holidays, "Mother!" (scanned from the cover of this week's Exit magazine.)
Last Year: "They saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus..."


Blogger Maulleigh said...

Hey! He can't help it if he's under five feet!! Why don't you pick on a woman cuz she's flat chested or something?!!

Small men are just big in other areas: other areas where it COUNTS! Like caring and altruism!

10:27 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...


10:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a HUGE fan of the leather-coat-over-a-bare-chest, inverted-cross, Fabio-hair, furrowed-brow, I'm-a-SERIOUS-rocker, grumpy look, though I can't tell if those are moobs (man-boobs) or pecs. If you have to refer to yourself as "New Jersey's Prince of Darkness" (as opposed to North Dakota's Prince of Darkness), don't you need to hire a new PR person? It's not quite as an effective moniker as ultra-Christian mega-painter Thomas Kinkade's "The Painter of Light." He has actually trademarked the phrase and calls himself that in public appearances and on QVC.

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow. napoleon - er, maulleigh, i mean - certainly seems defensive.

the prince of darkness pic is terrible, yes. but what's really making me cringe is the circle-dotted "i" in "prince of darkness." does this man really sign autographs a la the plastics?

12:02 PM  
Blogger David said...

First Concert Ever: Metallica, Danzig, and Suicidal Tendencies. Great Woods, Mansfield, MA, which is now, I believe, called the tweeter center.

I had no idea he was that short. That is utterly ridiculous. He seemed pretty big to me - but hey, Eddie Vedder is 5'1 or 5'2", I think.

12:47 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I believe he's in Vedder's range, not actually 4-10.

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Copyranter, does New Jersey's Prince of Darkness count as one of your hated "short men"?

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One John Travolta wasn't enough?
Now we get a midget Travolta?
That's revolta!

4:45 PM  

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