
I give to you, Lodi, New Jersey's 4'-10" Prince of Darkness, founder of the Misfits, Glenn Allen Azalone aka "Evil Elvis" aka
MOTHERFUCKIN' DANZIG!!! Happy Holidays, "
Mother!" (scanned from the cover of this week's
Exit magazine.)
Last Year: "They saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus..."
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Hey! He can't help it if he's under five feet!! Why don't you pick on a woman cuz she's flat chested or something?!!
Small men are just big in other areas: other areas where it COUNTS! Like caring and altruism!
and...ROCKING!!!
So is that the Prince that's playing at halftime of the Super Bowl, er Big Game this year?
I'm watching then.
I'm a HUGE fan of the leather-coat-over-a-bare-chest, inverted-cross, Fabio-hair, furrowed-brow, I'm-a-SERIOUS-rocker, grumpy look, though I can't tell if those are moobs (man-boobs) or pecs. If you have to refer to yourself as "New Jersey's Prince of Darkness" (as opposed to North Dakota's Prince of Darkness), don't you need to hire a new PR person? It's not quite as an effective moniker as ultra-Christian mega-painter Thomas Kinkade's "The Painter of Light." He has actually trademarked the phrase and calls himself that in public appearances and on QVC.
wow. napoleon - er, maulleigh, i mean - certainly seems defensive.
the prince of darkness pic is terrible, yes. but what's really making me cringe is the circle-dotted "i" in "prince of darkness." does this man really sign autographs a la the plastics?
First Concert Ever: Metallica, Danzig, and Suicidal Tendencies. Great Woods, Mansfield, MA, which is now, I believe, called the tweeter center.
I had no idea he was that short. That is utterly ridiculous. He seemed pretty big to me - but hey, Eddie Vedder is 5'1 or 5'2", I think.
I believe he's in Vedder's range, not actually 4-10.
Copyranter, does New Jersey's Prince of Darkness count as one of your hated "short men"?
One John Travolta wasn't enough?
Now we get a midget Travolta?
That's revolta!
Oh how I missed your peerless wit copyranter, and to have a gift such as Mr Danzing awaiting my return is more than I could have asked for.
Didn't he have an upside-down cross burnt into his forehead or am I confusing him with another small, angry man of (supposed) Satanic tendencies?
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