Wednesday, March 07, 2007

The Bank of Opportunistic Stock Photo Use.

Bank of America very recently launched a mammoth marketing repositioning campaign tagged "The Bank of Opportunity." Here, the monolithic institution—now the largest commercial bank in the U.S.—crams as much 'caring' and 'smallness' as it can fit into one little ad. Feel the compassion for minority toddlers and tiny flora. (Image found by Slinky Redfoot at
previously in banking:
1. HOO-AH!!!
2. Meet John Dowd. Banker. Founding Father.
3. What the marketing director of Deutsche Bank jerks off to every morning.
4. Dude, chill. It's a CD. Not the Fountain of Youth.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Bank of Opportunity....if feel the mucus lining my throat as I prepare to gag. They aren't UNICEF for crying out loud.

4:33 PM  
Blogger HighJive said...

maybe they're saying:

here's the only green black folks can expect from us.

just kidding.

8:05 PM  
Blogger SchizoFishNChimps said...

My god – you people have hearts of stone. Just look at that sweet cherubic face, dreaming of how this little green sprout will one day grow into a mighty tree, while she (no doubt from a poor background, cos it’s more patronising and pleasingly sanctimonious that way) passes through a troubled adolescence and early adulthood plagued by debt and fast-food obesity and probably early pregnancy and drug dependence too. Her smile fades and, oh I’ve come over all a-quiver… how can you not be moved?

9:37 AM  
Blogger RFB said...

Chimp - you are one sick, funny bastard.

12:08 PM  
Blogger SchizoFishNChimps said...

A sunny outlook is important.

10:20 AM  

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