Thursday, January 24, 2008

Fun Bags missing Twist Ties.

(click ad for breast examination)
Jugs missing Caps. Puppies missing Noses. Pillows missing Buttons. Boulders missing Crevices. Ad apparently from Mexico for Mia "seamless" lingerie. Is it a good ad? No. Why am I posting it? DUH—it's sleazy, and I've got a reputation to uphold. Added note: the obvious implants contribute to the seamlessness and seaminess. related: WonderBra ad doesn't show breasts, bra. (image via)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

couldn't they afford better retouching?
Looks more like bad plastic surgery than a nipple-less pair of baby fountains.

11:28 AM  
Blogger maxwell said...

I think this is pretty clever.

1:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

pretty clever. if you are dimly lit.

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Creeeepy. This would not make me buy lingerie.

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All this ad does is make me want to punch someone. Don't play with my emotions. And by "emotions", I mean my efforts to get my rocks off to soft ad porn.


Why don't they just write "There's no Santa Claus" across her tits and go for maximum disappointment.

5:07 PM  
Blogger Josh S said...

There should be Ad Police. What a way to ruin a nice pair.

5:07 PM  
Blogger Middle Name: Stanley said...

"Of course I went home with her. But dude, get this: When she took her shirt off...NO NIPPLES."

"Dude, bullshit!"

"No! Swear to God, man! No nipples, no areola, no nothin'!"

5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Got Milk?

8:41 PM  
Blogger Rachel said...

My sister was a mammographer for years, and she saw many that looked like this. Reconstruction after surgeries, and the women didn't want to put fake nipples on her fake breasts. One of the women was still very amused by her own "Barbie boobs".

12:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy (copyranter) calls himself a copywriter of 16 years. I'm curious to see which award winning campaigns he has written, since he's so quick to judge everyone else work.

Apparently in his About Me section, he writes that he hates everyone. He was probably one of those losers who got picked on in school and this is his pathetic way of poken fun at other peoples work.

12:44 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

anon coward: I've won One Shows, CLIOs, ANDYs, ad infinitum, and I've taught ad classes at SVA and FIT. But, as anybody in the biz knows, awards are Bullshit and mostly rely on politics and kissing judge ass. Anyyway, you can kiss my ass you fucking pussy who's afraid to sign his pussy name to his pussy comments.


7:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Barbie Boobs, indeed. Of course the whole breast reconstruction thing post cancer or other illness is even creepier than a photoshopped set of knockers.

I'd like to see the same thing done ala Ken or GI Joe.

Tit for tat or some other bad pun.

2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous: Do you mind us "poken" fun at you? Poken? Seriously? I guess you should be glad "anonymous" was spelled for you.

6:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Extremely disgusting. And creepy, ugh! How can such an ugly thing inspire one to buy lingerie?

6:50 AM  
Blogger Eric the Fruit Bat said...

The absence of nipples reminds me of mom.

9:58 AM  

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