Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Do American Apparel girls have sex with Dov Charney in exchange for AA clothing?

(click her to guess her age)
I soo totes swear on a mondo stack of Hustlers that I was going to give Dov "Pantsless" Charney and his harem of underage girls a break for awhile. But, two things happened last week. First, little miss Mineral Wash showed up on the back of the Onion. And second, this dirrrty little blind item (thanks to anne for the tip) surfaced on Fashionista. It would explain why all the AA models are half-naked, right? The CE-Ho only has sex with each of his working girls once—and they only get one item of American Apparel clothing (his choice, apparently) in exchange. It would explain why this come-hither hussy is only wearing stirrup socks, why this masturbating moll is wearing just tights, why this headless model is topless, and why our 16(?)-year-old here is forced to cover her ta-tas with her tresses. Also, are they all homeless? AA clothing for sex? Go to Polls Boutique (link) to cast your vote on the veracity of this salacious gossip.

9 Comments:

OpenID lieseldenver said...

If you were going to have sex for clothes, wouldn't you go for something a little nicer? Seduce Miuccia, perhaps?

1:05 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Yes, lieseldenver. I relay the redonk items, you decide, etc.

1:42 PM  
Anonymous can you dig it said...

She's 18. She blew me for a sock the other day at the AA on 3rd... (swallowing gets you the pair.)

Talk about a mineral wash. "Great for the hair honey."

I expect a teen bukkake shot from AA shortly.

5:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah more envy from third rate copywriters.

5:36 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

IS THAT YOU DOVEY? LUV YOU (and your t-shirts!)!

5:43 PM  
Blogger joker said...

Is mineral wash the new slang for cumshot? Just wondering.

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its not the clothing that they're after its the gig... you have sex with dov and you are gaurenteed a poster. its a well known and well talked about topic among american apparel employees

9:10 AM  
Blogger Cori said...

bullshit! haters all of youse!

2:08 PM  
Blogger Cori said...

funny how you pick who you trash and who gets a pass...do some self-examination, little man, little fool, little copyranter

2:09 PM  

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