Link Haze, 1/11/08.

• Here ya go, you whiny bitches—the longest Link Dump in the history of pathetic ad blogs. Should keep you no-life's busy all fucking weekend.
• A restaurant in Germany creatively works around the smoking ban. Right now, every eatery in France is busy bashing holes in the walls. (link)
• Even more fun with contextual ad fuck-ups: iomega ad with "Burn Baby Burn" headline runs next to story about burnt, dead baby. (link)
• Yasgur's farm is for sale. Cracked has a wonderful idea for a reality TV show: turn the Woodstock venue into a farm Gulag for ex-hippies. (link, 2nd item)
• Now this is getting your money's worth out of a billboard. (link)
• Fun retro ads for Guinness. (link)
• How dare you think that Gary Busey's career is dead? He's making a split-second appearance on the Procede hair restoration Website video. (link)
• Visit a bygone era when fast food really was cheaper than cooking. (link)
• A couple of youz have asked for my take on the new Equinox gyms ad campaign. Well here it is: PRETENTIOUS PAP, though an improvement on their previous horseshit. I do like the one birthday cake execution; at least it makes a little sense. (link)
• This is old news, but I feel it is my duty to report on it: I'm glad Chemistry.com's new ad campaign is nailing creepy Dr. Neil Clark Warren where it hurts. (link)
• If you haven't seen this video of Grey NYC's creative director Tor Myhren impersonating Sinéad O'Connor, it is hi-larious. (link)
• Here's the full details of AdWeek's re-launch. Let's see if they even come within shouting distance of the vastly superior AdAge. (link)
• Barack Obama's logo is purty! (link)
• Those krazy kreatives at TBWA\Chiat\Day have a big banner of Grady Wilson from Sanford & Son fame hanging in their office. Why? Because they're...KRAZY KREATIVE! (link)
• Glamorous cat wigs. Zippy The Pinhead could pull off wearing one. (link)
• PageSix.com sponsors their sponsors. Slick. (link)
• DSquared's new footwear ads feature models as crash test dummies. (link)
• The company's name is Butt Foods. (link)
• Target's Red Bull pricing is a total fucking ripoff. (link)
• Noted streethorser Steve Aoki rocks a sequined American flag vest. (link)
• This interactive Web banner for the Mini Clubman is cool (via AgencyTart).
• Harry Winston presents the "Avenue C Midsize" watch for...$37,300. Also available: the South Bronx Premier for $148,300. (link)
• Scroll down to watch a video of a TV ad for a "urinated upon" lawyer. thanks to Matt McDermott for the tip. (link)
• Somebody started a site called "babyranter," and I told him I would link to it. Here it is. Hasn't been updated recently. (link)
• Maybe the most pathetic thing about pathetic Brooklyn hipsters: Feuding hipster loft parties. (link)
• And FINALLY—New York City man of the Streets, Robert Fucking De Fucking Niro, is opening a TriBeCa flophouse in April with rooms starting at...$725/night. (link)
• NEVER again, will I do a Link Dump like this. Right now, I so hate all of you.