Tuesday, March 18, 2008

DON'T read too much into this ad...

(click box for closer look)
Well, it's certainly one way to make sure consumers stare lustily at your product. That's "famous" fitness "supermodel" Marzia Prince, 2007 Ms. "Bikini Universe" (here's her myspace page), classily shilling for some body building supplement in a recent copy of Iron Man magazine, of which I am not a subscriber. At least she's spreading her wings a bit, I guess. Anyway—we now have a female ad companion to the Warehouse One dick-in-a-box ad; though it's not the first time we've seen a product placed directly in front of a coochie. related: ABSOLUT VAGINA. (ad posted by MultiCultClassics) update: believe it or not, I am getting REALLY tired of posting this brand of witless ads...


Blogger Unknown said...

Problem: Not cute. So no buy-buy.

But this magazine is for Iron Men, yes? Does that make her an Iron Woman?

Iron Woman is not cute. And neither is her "stuck-in-a-box" miming nor the bad photoshop tanning job on the inside of her left forearm. Bad Ad!

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd fuck him.

4:20 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...


4:43 PM  
Blogger Middle Name: Stanley said...

She has huge pecks.

5:47 PM  
Blogger llcooljessie said...

Three mostly naked women in a row?

9:23 PM  
Blogger Belle Ecrivaine said...

All I can think of, once I noticed it, is: "What the fuck is going on with her toe on her right foot?"

Not an effective ad. But since I'm a woman, I guess I'm not their target audience anyway.

8:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EEWW eww eww what the fuck!! That is a finger-toe! she can give you a hand foot job like a monkey. Who knows what mutant horror is hidden by the product.

11:49 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Wow, what the FUCK is going on with that...toe-thing?

11:54 AM  
Blogger Feh23 said...

Come on, you're supposed to be looking for her vagina!! or nipples.

Another stupid ad for stupid people doing stupid things.

2:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the shows, this ad would win a great, big, veiny, flesh-colored Pencil.

2:53 PM  
Blogger Iagos said...

"and the huge flesh colored pink eraser tipped pencil goes to..."

a great example of how a innocuous flaw like a monkey toe, a giant skin tag or a talking mole can distract you(me) from everything else.

3:44 PM  
Blogger watchwhathappens said...

do men really find this/her attractive, such that it increases sales? the spray tan, the obvious hours of obsessive working out, the enormous implants, the hair extensions, the aforementioned toe thing...i don't get it. i'm a woman, but...i don't get it.

7:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Works for me.... although if we could see the lesions on the toilet seat in her bathroom I'm sure we might feel otherwise.

11:30 AM  

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