Gordon Ramsey's Secret Ingredients—Cursy Powder and Rage (sorry).
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This is apparently how they advertise Shouty Spice in the UK. I'm trying to imagine the shades of red Ramsey's face would turn dealing with me in his Hell's kitchen; my cooking skills include, and are limited to, toasting bread and boiling water (though I am quite proficient at mixing tuna and mayo). Wonder if Gordo's ever sampled Bourdain's bouillabaisse?