Monday, December 28, 2009

It's Vintage Ad Week on copyranter: The S.S.S.

I'm actually on vacation in the desert land of guns and Dickman's Meat. But, I'll be posting one vintage ad a day all week just for the fuck of it. Today (click image, via): it's the Separate Sack Suspensory (S.S.S.)—"made just as nature intended" with "no scratching metal slides." Previously in: Buygone products.


Anonymous -1-track-mind- said...

Why worry when tramping and camping with the knowledge that in any life threatening situation the S.S.S. could serve as a hand powered projectile weapon.

2:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone please explain this to me! Why would you need to suspend your sack?

I need to know.

5:43 PM  
Anonymous Balzac said...

@ Anon
it seems you don't get out much

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10:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was all set to order one but then I saw that it came in "All Sizes." I don't even know what units are used to measeure sack sizes, much less what my size is.

4:19 PM  

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