Thursday, April 01, 2010

PETA Mocks Roger Clemens's Flaccid Pocket Rocket.

(click ad, via) ED is never funny, except when one of the biggest dickheads in the history of sports has it. Tuesday, "baseball mistress" Mindy McCready reported that the Rocket was often low on fuck fuel in the sack. Peta quickly responded by writing him about the supposed dick-hardening benefits of a vegan diet, and also created this cute little helper ad. Time to join the Whiskey Dicks, Roger! Related aside: shouldn't A-Rod's rod be close to falling off by now?


Anonymous DS said...

PETA... for moms who dwell upon their son's little pecker.

8:50 PM  

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