Monday, October 11, 2010

Flavored Condom Ads: If only my balls tasted like vanilla ice cream.

(click ads, via adland) Once again, an ad agency (India's 1pointsize) fails to sell me on the appeal of flavored condoms. These are for the Kama Sutra brand Excite! flavoured "dotted" condoms. Like I've said before, if you are a super busy male/female sex worker sucking 10+ sheathed cones a day, I could see buying some to lessen the drudgery. I do appreciate the phallicism, though.
Previous flavored condom ads: Monica Lewinsky • Men getting their penises painfully chomped on • And German supermodels blowing tutti-frutti condom bubbles.


Blogger nobody said...

Even balls that taste like latex are an improvement. Vanilla flavored latex? Delicious.

***Not, of course, taking into consideration that flavored condoms won't affect the taste/stench of gross sweaty man balls.

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Anonymous Beldar said...

These dotted, flavoured condoms are best sellers in Remulak, a small town in France.

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