Monica Lewinsky could suck the chocolate out of a soufflé.
(click ad) Good Monday morning, trolls. This is of course not a new condom ad but it is a condom ad that I hadn't seen before—and I've seen almost all of the condom ads from the last five years. It was tucked into an adme.ru prophylactic ad retrospective post from last Friday. It doesn't make a lick of sense because Miss Lewinsky reportedly blew Billy's willy willy-nilly. Also, like most flavored condoms, Durex's are sugar-free. Here's the corresponding video from the campaign. Fyi: Humo is a Belgian humor magazine. Related: The Axe Effect made Hillary want to fuck Obama.
posted by copyranter @ 8:35 AM
5 Comments:
Seriously? We're still doing Monica Lewinsky ads in 2010? How fucking lame.
spence-bob
It's not a new ad, which you would have surmised if you'd read the post. It's OK that you didn't——I don't give a shit what I write either.
The video reminded me of the hilarious exchange between De Niro as Paul Vitti, a mafioso and Billy Crystal playing his unwilling psychiatrist Ben Sobel in 'Analyze This' the 1999 gangster comedy film.
I'm paraphrasing.
Sobel: Why do you have a girlfriend?
Vitti: Why?... she does things.
Sobel: And your wife can't do things?
Vitti: Ehi!!!
that mouth kisses my kids goodnight.
Fair enough. I never read my own copy either. It makes me want to cry until I die of dehydration.
spence-bob
I had no idea condoms were mostly sugar-free. This adds a whole new dimension to my low-carb diet.
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